Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Some things I love...

Some things I just LOVE.
I love life
I love waking up in the morning to my wife's voice as she talks to our daughter
I love the way houses smell when you have the windows open
I love the way I feel after filling my car up with gas
I love the relaxing sense you get when you get your hair cut
I love the first day of November because you have the holidays and snow coming
I love packing vehicles for road trips
I love the sense you get when you arrive home after a long trip
I love the way you feel after a good jog
I love getting a good deal
I love the feeling you get when you know you helped someone
and I love the peace and deep joy I receive after spending time in Gods presence.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Fujita Tornado/Kenzie Diaper Damage Scale

Fujita Tornado/Kenzie Diaper Damage Scale

Developed in 1971 by T. Theodore Fujita of the University of Chicago and again by Mark Francey April 23rd of 2008 at St Al's.

F0 < style="font-weight: bold;">Pee Diaper "Number 1"
F1 73-112 Moderate damage. Peels surface off roofs; mobile homes pushed off foundations or overturned; moving autos blown off roads. Pee Diaper accompanied by wet fart.
F2 113-157 Considerable damage. Roofs torn off frame houses; mobile homes demolished; boxcars overturned; large trees snapped or uprooted; light-object missiles generated; cars lifted off ground. Standard pooh diaper. Casual number 2.
F3 158-206 Severe damage. Roofs and some walls torn off well-constructed houses; trains overturned; most trees in forest uprooted; heavy cars lifted off the ground and thrown. Strengthened Super sized F3. Mild seapege out of diaper- Intensified odor, Discolored fragments.
F4 207-260 Devastating damage. Well-constructed houses leveled; structures with weak foundations blown away some distance; cars thrown and large missiles generated. Requires all square footage of diaper to contain. f4 have shear power and weight to take a diaper clean of a babies butt. Foul odor, Diaper leakin, party stopen power.
F5 261-318 Incredible damage. Strong frame houses leveled off foundations and swept away; automobile-sized missiles fly through the air in excess of 100 meters (109 yds); trees debarked; incredible phenomena will occur. Thankfully f5's are a rarity. F5 formerly known as 'the perfect storm' is baby nature at its worst. f5's strike with clothes crippling power- Unlike the f4 the f5 actually destroys not only the diaper- but also the clothes, blankets, nursing pillow(Krist Wilde pillow on vacation) as well as person, persons clothes who is holding baby. One can only pray that th f5 occures under the security and shelter of ones own home.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Kenzie Was under the weather today :(

Kenzie Pants came down with a strange little virus today. She woke up around 5am and thru up pretty bad and was a bit fussy all day. It culminated around 6pm with two bad throw up on mom episodes(God love her). She seems to be doing better now as she is sleeping away. Throw a prayer up for Kenz after you read this- Will keep ya posted.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Night Ninja's.... So I never realized how much I appreciate sleep. I credit my 6 month old little girl for this new found appreciation. Seriously I have forgotten what it was like to: use my normal voice, walk flat footed and jump into bed at night- Rachelle says I am too loud... She gives me the classic "SHHH!!! Your going to wake up Kenzie!!!"I got to admit... I got a bad whisper voice- I am either loud or LOUDER.
So the last six months I find myself forced to develop my night ninja skills. However I am not to proud to admit that it comes much easier to Rachelle than to myself. She is a Samurai ... 4real! She is stealth- She can go into the nursery behind enemy lines, change the kenzie pants, plant her Paci in her mouth and make "the drop" into her crib without the slightest peep from the doll face.
Me on the other hand can wake Kenz up flicking a light switch on clear across the house or flushing the upstairs toilet. I don't get it.
Please pray that God would give me my wifes ninja annointing!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Will change your life....

I just wanted to say that if you have not checked out our corporate prayer at 6am 12pm and 6pm you are missing out. I am heading to the church for 6pm prayer tonight. You should come check it... It will change your life.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

At home with the Pants (Kenzie Pants).

My morning started today with watching the pants. Changed her (Notice the leggings on her arms to guard from direct hand attacks and miss match socks- This is what she has to look foreward to when mom leaves)then I attempted to feed her rice cereal.... yeah...Its a learning curve.
When she started fighting back I retreated to my secret weapon- Baby Einstein! She loves it!!! Literally her face is glued to the screen... Her cereal cry turned into Einstein ease. Thank you Jesus 4 B E!
Thought this would be a fun first entry. You will be seeing more ahead.